男人：“我是來自 Astro 的，想租你的藥房一天來拍攝一個節目。不知道你方便租給我們嗎？”
醫生：“啊，可以是可以，不過我有個條件。”
男人：“什麼條件？”
醫生：“我要做男主角，而且要有超能力那種。”
男人：“對不起，打擾了。”
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量體溫
Posted by doc on October 6, 2020
病人：那天我喉嚨痛看了你，吃了藥後，今天好了。不過總覺得身體好像有點熱。你幫我量下體溫看看。
醫生：現在量體溫還要特地來找我？
病人：不然？
醫生：你找一條街，每間店都跑進去量體溫就可以了。跑它個十多二十間，直到有一間量到你發燒就可以了。
病人：不過他們的都不準的咯！
醫生：脫褲子。趴下。屁股翹起來！
病人：幹嘛？
醫生：肛溫。超準！
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Ribut Petir
Posted by doc on September 21, 2020
Rkaru : Goodie! Been meaning to weather-test my new tent. I think I’ll set it up and test the rain-proofiness.
Tonight in a durian farm somewhere in Raub…
Scrappy : *woof woof… grrr…
Kai Hong : ‘Sup, Scrappy?
Scrappy : *woof woof… grrr…
Kai Hong : *yawn… Okay okay, let me get my lastik and have a look…
Rkaru : Ouch ouch ouch…
Kai Hong : Oh, it’s you, Rkaru, what brought you here in the middle of the night? You have my durians sticking all over your behind!
Rkaru : Dunno man… I was setting up my tent and suddenly I thought my RIS/TC machine went bonkers again…
Kai Hong : Is that a hang-glider behind you?
Rkaru : No. That was the tent I was supposed to be testing just now.
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XM4
Posted by doc on August 11, 2020
RPCN: Last time someone say dun want wireless…
Doc: My Note 10+ dun hv headphone hole ma… T_T
RPCN: hahahahahahahahahahahahhaah. this is a joke.
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Side Income
Posted by doc on August 4, 2020
Patient: Doc, I heard that I can pay my utility bills here at your clinic.
Dr Liew: That’s right. Maxis, Syabas, Unifi, Astro, all can. Did you bring the bill?
Patient: This is my Maxis bill. I pay you in cash.
Dr Liew: Sure. Can can can. *pay bill online with Boost* Done!
Patient: Thank you.
Dr Liew: No problem.
Patient: Bye.
Dr Liew: Bye. *shake shake shake phone for Boost coins* Wah! Fatt Datt!
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Indirect Vegetarian
Posted by doc on August 4, 2020
Friend: I am vegetarian.
Dr Liew: I am indirect vegetarian. I eat vegetarians for breakfast.
Friend: Huh? You eat human?
Dr Liew: Cow is vegetarian. I eat cow. I am indirect vegetarian.
Friend: *sighhhhh* 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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沒毛媽媽
Posted by doc on August 4, 2020
誰的媽媽身上一條毛都沒有？
猜一古代名人。
答案：孟母 in cantonese sounds like 掹毛 (拔毛)。🤣
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17 years
Posted by doc on August 4, 2020
It has been 17 years since I have created this domain of mine – drliew.net
Thanks to Paul Tan, the Malaysian Car God.
For the time being, my blog will reside at drliew.wordpress.com and my URL drliew.net will redirect here. Not so canggih, I know. But it serves its purpose for the time being.
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快樂
Posted by doc on July 31, 2020
一年四次郎：什麼是快樂？
醫生：可以建築在別人的痛苦上的，就是快樂。
魷魚：怎麼說？
醫生：你難道沒有看日本的小電影嗎？你看那些日本女優，表情多麼的痛苦。她們的男人，肯定很快樂。
大粒癦：我比較喜歡西方的。那些表情，看起來比較享受。叫聲也比較銷魂。
醫生：那麼那些紅毛鬼男優，必定很痛苦。
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Doctor I am hungry
Posted by doc on November 7, 2019
Patient: Doctor, I am hungry.
Doctor: Go eat something.
Patient: I mean I felt hungry yesterday night when I was sleeping.
Doctor: Then get up and eat something.
Patient: What do you suggest I eat?
Doctor: A seven-course meal would be nice.
Patient: Can it be my stomach has too many acid?
Doctor: …
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