龍卷風

狂風掃葉 葉落歸根

量體溫

Posted by doc on October 6, 2020

病人:那天我喉嚨痛看了你,吃了藥後,今天好了。不過總覺得身體好像有點熱。你幫我量下體溫看看。

醫生:現在量體溫還要特地來找我?

病人:不然?

醫生:你找一條街,每間店都跑進去量體溫就可以了。跑它個十多二十間,直到有一間量到你發燒就可以了。

病人:不過他們的都不準的咯!

醫生:脫褲子。趴下。屁股翹起來!

病人:幹嘛?

醫生:肛溫。超準!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: