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XM4

Posted by doc on August 11, 2020

RPCN: Last time someone say dun want wireless…

Doc: My Note 10+ dun hv headphone hole ma… T_T

RPCN: hahahahahahahahahahahahhaah. this is a joke.

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Side Income

Posted by doc on August 4, 2020

Patient: Doc, I heard that I can pay my utility bills here at your clinic.

Dr Liew: That’s right. Maxis, Syabas, Unifi, Astro, all can. Did you bring the bill?

Patient: This is my Maxis bill. I pay you in cash.

Dr Liew: Sure. Can can can. *pay bill online with Boost* Done!

Patient: Thank you.

Dr Liew: No problem.

Patient: Bye.

Dr Liew: Bye. *shake shake shake phone for Boost coins* Wah! Fatt Datt!

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Indirect Vegetarian

Posted by doc on August 4, 2020

Friend: I am vegetarian.

Dr Liew: I am indirect vegetarian. I eat vegetarians for breakfast.

Friend: Huh? You eat human?

Dr Liew: Cow is vegetarian. I eat cow. I am indirect vegetarian.

Friend: *sighhhhh* 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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沒毛媽媽

Posted by doc on August 4, 2020

誰的媽媽身上一條毛都沒有?

猜一古代名人。

答案:孟母 in cantonese sounds like 掹毛 (拔毛)。🤣

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17 years

Posted by doc on August 4, 2020

It has been 17 years since I have created this domain of mine – drliew.net

Thanks to Paul Tan, the Malaysian Car God.

For the time being, my blog will reside at drliew.wordpress.com and my URL drliew.net will redirect here. Not so canggih, I know. But it serves its purpose for the time being.

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