RPCN: Last time someone say dun want wireless…
Doc: My Note 10+ dun hv headphone hole ma… T_T
RPCN: hahahahahahahahahahahahhaah. this is a joke.
Archive for August, 2020
Side Income
Posted by doc on August 4, 2020
Patient: Doc, I heard that I can pay my utility bills here at your clinic.
Dr Liew: That’s right. Maxis, Syabas, Unifi, Astro, all can. Did you bring the bill?
Patient: This is my Maxis bill. I pay you in cash.
Dr Liew: Sure. Can can can. *pay bill online with Boost* Done!
Patient: Thank you.
Dr Liew: No problem.
Patient: Bye.
Dr Liew: Bye. *shake shake shake phone for Boost coins* Wah! Fatt Datt!
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Indirect Vegetarian
Posted by doc on August 4, 2020
Friend: I am vegetarian.
Dr Liew: I am indirect vegetarian. I eat vegetarians for breakfast.
Friend: Huh? You eat human?
Dr Liew: Cow is vegetarian. I eat cow. I am indirect vegetarian.
Friend: *sighhhhh* 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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沒毛媽媽
Posted by doc on August 4, 2020
誰的媽媽身上一條毛都沒有？
猜一古代名人。
答案：孟母 in cantonese sounds like 掹毛 (拔毛)。🤣
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17 years
Posted by doc on August 4, 2020
It has been 17 years since I have created this domain of mine – drliew.net
Thanks to Paul Tan, the Malaysian Car God.
For the time being, my blog will reside at drliew.wordpress.com and my URL drliew.net will redirect here. Not so canggih, I know. But it serves its purpose for the time being.
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