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Selling Watches

Posted by doc on April 8, 2016

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Answer #1 :

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Answer #2:

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Answer #3:

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My answer:

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Baskin Robbins

Posted by doc on March 31, 2016

It’s 31st today.

A week ago…

doc : “Listen up! A few more days and it will be the 31st of the month.”

RPCNs : “So? You didn’t ask us to inform you that it was 29th of the month last month also, which occurs every 4 years.”

doc : “Shut up and let me finish!”

RPCNs : “…”

doc : “I want to buy ice cream.”

RPCNs : “31st… Hmmm… Baskin Robbins? 31% discount?”

doc : “Clever girls.”

RPCNs : “Yay!!! But why always on 31st only?”

doc : “You see their logo. Can you see the pink figure 31? 31st, 31% discount.”

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RPCNs : “Oh doc you are so clever!” *muacks muacks*

Today…

RPCNs : “doc! It’s Baskin Robbins’ day today! We all skipped dinner and supper yesterday and breakfast this morning. Oh we are so hungweee now~~~”

doc : “But I did not say I am going to belanja you all, did I?”

RPCNs : “WTF doc?!?!?!”

doc : “Kakakakaka! Just kidding! Grab my briefcase, wallet, car key and close the door now now NOW!!! Let’s go get ais krim!!!”

RPCNs : “Yay!!!” *scramble scramble*

At Baskin Robbins…

doc : “Majiam mana juai?” [How do you sell them?]

Mat Ais Krim : “Kami ada pint, quart, setengah gallon.” [We have pint, quart and half-gallon.]

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doc : “Kasi yang terbesar.” [Give me the biggest.]

Mat Ais Krim : “Boleh pilih rasa.” [You can choose your flavour.]

RPCNs : *whip out a piece of paper containing 101 types of flavour*

Mat Ais Krim : “Boleh pilih empat saje. Pint pilih dua, Quart pilih tiga, Setengah Gallon pilih empat.” [You can choose 4 types only. You can choose 2 fot pint, 3 for quart, and 4 for half-a-gallon.]

RPCNs : “Aiseh man~~~ Now you tell us!!! Let us decide~~~” *scramble scramble* *grumble grumble*

10 minutes gone by…

RPCNs : “This one good lar… No no no, this one better! This one last time I ate liao… This one must! Hey, I more senior I decide! No no no you all wrong, doc likes this flavour! Fuck doc and his favourite flavour, I want this! Oi oi oi not so loud! He heard liao!!!”

doc : “That’s it! Kasi saya Gold Medal Ribbon, Pralines N Cream, Butter Pecan Fudge, Caramel Turtle Truffle.”

RPCNs : “See lah! See lah! He heard you fuck him liao! Damn you!!!”

Mat Ais Krim : “Ini dia, Tuan Doktor.” [Here you go, Doctor.]

doc : “Terima kasih. Kasi lebih dry-ice ke, ais kering ke… Saya mau main.” [Thank you. Give me more dry-ice. I would like to play with them.]

Mat Ais Krim : “Okay.”

RPCNs : “But we are still choosing flavour!”

doc : “UP. CAR. NOW!”

RPCNs : *pout pout pout*

Back at RPC…

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doc : *scoop scoop scoop* “Oh My Myself! It’s heaven eating off the whole tub!”

RPCNs : *drooling* “doc, you are licking the spoon that you are using to scoop the ice cream.”

doc : “So?”

RPCNs : “Your saliva is infecting the whole tub…”

doc : “Uhuh…” *slurp slurp slurp*

RPCNs : “Can we have some now?”

doc : “Sure. Go ahead.”

RPCNs : “Yay! Thanks doc!!!” *scoop scoop scoop*

doc : “Mein Gott Im Himmel! It’s not even the seventh lunar month yet!”

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Teksi vs the rest of the World

Posted by doc on March 30, 2016

RPCN : “Teksi or Uber?”

doc : “Of course la Uber!”

RPCN : “But you don’t even take Teksi.”

doc : “I don’t like the way they drive like their grandfather owns the road. So, Uber it is!”

RPCN : “But you don’t know if Uber drivers’ grandfathers own the road!”

doc : “Eliminate the known ones first.”

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12 years ago, same spot.

Posted by doc on March 30, 2016

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The worm coming out of the glue

Posted by doc on March 30, 2016

蟲出漿糊。

重出江湖啦~~~

*哈哈哈*

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Hello, WordPress, again.

Posted by doc on March 26, 2016

It’s been almost 10 years since I left the blogging world, give or take a decade or so.

I think it’s about time that I make a comeback to the world. To a sanctuary, a retreat, that I used to claim as my own; instead of frolicking in Facebook, which is getting flooded with more and more egoistic idiots, self-righteous pricks, religious bigots, attention seekers etc these days.

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Hello world!

Posted by doc on April 9, 2006

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!

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